Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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and I promise you,
I'll do whatever it takes

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to get you that audition
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with Rob Reiner, okay?
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I never doubted you
for a second.

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We're a team.
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We're going to get this.
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Go get 'em!
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And another thing,
Stranger Danger,

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all these video games--
they're mine.

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And, uh, Sally's stuff--
that's hers.

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So, no touchy.
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Hey, can you knock it off
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with the Stranger Danger
moniker?

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I'm not nuts about it.
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Well, I think this water bed
thing is a little silly.

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Are you, like,
cuckoo in the head?

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Yeah, and I don't think
you should turn on that hose.

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You'll get
a Water Wiggle action going.

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Ooh, Water Wiggle-- what's that?
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The toy-- Water Wiggle?
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You don't know what toy that is?
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Uh-uh.
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Oh, man, this is sad.
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You really did miss out,
didn't you, Stranger Danger?

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Well, I can teach you
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how to put Preparation H
on your eyes

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to get rid of bags, huh?
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I'll help you, you help me.
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I'm just saying
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a Water Wiggle
will beat the crap out of you.

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Yeah, it's less of a toy
and more of a bruise machine.

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I like that, that's interesting,
tell me more.

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What other toys should I know?
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Uh, Gobots, Hot Wheels, Robodon.
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Transformers.
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Slip 'n Slide.
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Stratego.
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Mousetrap.
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-Trolls.
-Hurry Up.

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-He-man.
-Slinky.

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-Dumarina.
-Click Clacks.

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-Pac-Man.
-Clue.

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-Wheel-o.
-Donkey Kong.

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-Caterpillar.
-Duncan Yo-Yo.

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-Razor Scooters.
-Return to Wolfenstein.

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Uh-uh-uh.
Okay, that's enough.

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Don't make me call
the Guinness Book.

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But what about
the best game of all?

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Come on, guys.
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Candy Land?
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-No.
-Don't know it.

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No? I got you.
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Whoo! In your face. Candy Land.
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That was the most fun
I had as a kid.

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I remember I picked the card
with the ice-cream bar on it.

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I was like...
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We have a winner! Whoo!
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Yeah, whatever.
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But still, it's Water Wiggle
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that you should
be thinking about.

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Steady, Chicken Little.

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