:51:02
Why did that compliment
almost make me puke?
:51:05
What'd I say?
:51:08
That was nice.
:51:10
So, this lndian's sitting
by the side of the road.
:51:13
He's selling clay pots.
:51:14
Now a tourist is
looking 'em over.
:51:16
He says, "Hey,
:51:18
"you're selling this pot
for five dollars.
:51:20
You got the same exact pot
over there for ten dollars."
:51:22
And the lndian says,
:51:24
"Some people like to spend
five dollars;
:51:28
other people like to spend
ten dollars."
:51:31
Ah, I got a better joke.
:51:33
Two gay monkeys
go to lstanbul...
:51:35
Dickie, it's not a joke,
:51:36
it's a philosophy of life:
money.
:51:38
Oh...
:51:39
Making money-- isn't money
:51:41
what your little comeback thing
is all about?
:51:43
Actually, no, it's...
:51:44
I'll be honest with you, Dickie.
:51:46
I've been married for 14 years
to the same woman,
:51:49
and we got a couple of kids.
:51:50
They seem like nice kids.
:51:51
I don't know, I don't spend
a lot of time with them.
:51:53
I'm not really much
of a kid person.
:51:56
Man, I'm on a treadmill, Dickie.
:51:59
I look around,
:52:00
I see everybody else
is having all the fun.
:52:03
Just when I think
I can't take it anymore,
:52:07
you fall into my lap.
:52:08
You're my answer, Dickie.
:52:10
You're the thing
that's gonna make me happy.
:52:16
I'm not into dudes, if that's
what you're ramping up to.
:52:19
Like, I don't.
I did. I don't anymore.
:52:21
All I'm saying is,
:52:23
you get what you want
out of my family...
:52:26
Iet me get something out of you.
:52:29
Star maps here.
:52:30
Maps to the stars' homes.
:52:32
God bless you, sir.
:52:34
Thanks.
:52:38
Hey, Rob Reiner's
not on this map.
:52:40
God bless you, sir.
:52:46
Ah...