Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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1:03:02
Here you go, guys.
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Thanks, Mrs. Finney.
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Thanks a lot.
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You okay?
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I munched it out there.
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You're all right.
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So you're really
going to help me?

1:03:10
Yes, of course
I'm going to help you.

1:03:12
If someone doesn't step in soon,
you might kill yourself.

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Look, Dickie, you've
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been going about
this thing all wrong.

1:03:18
You know, there's no rhyme
or reason to your plan.

1:03:20
You're like a chicken running
around with its head cut off.

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I am.
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A chicken with his head chopped
off, that's a good analogy.

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Stop it.
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Okay,
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but if you want my help,
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you play by my rules
and my rules only.

1:03:31
Okay?
So first, the gloves.

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Off they go.
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Wait a minute.
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Dickie, for this to work,
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we've got to almost reboot you,
like a human computer.

1:03:39
Not the gloves,
anything but the gloves.

1:03:41
Okay, well.
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Okay, okay.
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But I just want you to know
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that this is like me asking you
to take your top off.

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Which is crazy, right?
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Dickie.
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Right.
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Oh, air... Ow.
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I don't like it.
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Happy?
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Yes. See?
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Grace?
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There are men in stilts
plastering in there.

1:04:09
Is this part
of your interior design thing?

1:04:11
No, George, it was damaged
from the water bed accident.

1:04:14
Dickie what the hell
did you do to your hair?

1:04:16
Oh. I dyed it.
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It no come out so good.
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Look, it was my idea, okay?
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People were recognizing him
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and he was being distracted
from his project.

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He was going to do a commercial
for me, Grace.

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George, he's already paying you
a lot of money

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to be here,
isn't that enough?

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I had a lot of plans for him.
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He's a human being, okay?
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He's not just some product
for you to use.

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All right.
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Wow, I feel like you have
completely undermined me here.

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I'm going out.
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Oh, boy.
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What?
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That was, like, the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.


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