:10:00
I lived with a guy for 8 years
who used his mother's bank account!
:10:05
I had to thank his mother too
for gifts he got me.
:10:10
He couldn't make a decision!
:10:13
When you ask him a question
you have to answer it too.
:10:18
How could I diet when he always
cooked me things?
:10:24
- You said we'd split it!
- No, this is the last piece.
:10:28
This is the Peace Pie.
:10:29
Andrea made it whenever we argued.
:10:33
Then we'd make up.
:10:35
There's ice cream in the freezer.
:10:40
This is good because
of its secret ingredient.
:10:43
Actually there are two.
:10:45
Ginger and cinnamon.
:10:47
He couldn't even decide on that.
:10:49
- There's only one secret ingredient.
- Got a picture of Andrea?
:10:54
In the trash.
:10:56
Under there, in the trash.
:10:59
Are you nuts?
You trashed 8 years of pictures!
:11:04
Only where you could see him.
:11:19
The world passed right by us!
:11:22
People got married and the cute guys
came out of the closet.
:11:26
It's not my fault the train broke
and I was late!
:11:30
Scout camp could have been
a major educational experience!
:11:34
You can't dump someone after 8 years!
:11:37
Especially at your age!
:11:39
You wanna be free
but you're too young.
:11:44
When you are free,
you're too old to enjoy it!
:11:59
As if I would go with you
and those wrinkly old farts!