1:07:04
- I found out.
- He cheated?
1:07:07
Affirmative.
1:07:12
I think cheating is morally wrong.
People shouldn't cheat...
1:07:16
but now that we've analyzed
the entire situation,
1:07:20
I'd say the bitch deserved it.
1:07:26
Poor girl!
1:07:31
- You wanna hear?
- Yes!
1:07:33
He did it with an ex-ex.
1:07:36
- Two girlfriends ago.
- Then she's a double bitch!
1:07:40
They couldn't see each other because
bitch number 1 wouldn't let them.
1:07:45
Of course!
1:07:47
It's easy to screw an ex because
you've already done it!
1:07:51
Can I continue?
1:07:53
He sees this ex-ex again
1:07:56
and old memories
resurface in him.
1:07:59
- And they had sex.
- No! Way worse!
1:08:02
What could be worse?
1:08:04
They spent the whole night
wrapped in each other's arms
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crying and solving unresolved things.
1:08:11
The next morning they were healed.
1:08:14
Healed by love!
1:08:22
IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ME
1:08:24
Disgusting!
1:08:27
IF WE GOT BACK TOGETHER,
I WOULD:
1:08:33
That's it! I'm getting rid of this.
1:08:37
Voice mail is the most useless thing
in the world!
1:08:39
Andrea is with that sex bomb
and hasn't left any messages!
1:08:43
No more wrinkle-free cream or medicines!
1:08:46
You can have all my hidden chocolate!
1:08:50
Here.
1:08:51
Diets are against nature.
1:08:55
From now on I'm eating and drinking!
1:08:57
It isn't food that makes you fat,
it's guilt!