:16:00
- KNOw?
- Yes, you did.
:16:02
No, I mean KNOw. KNOw magazine,
for men in the know.
:16:05
Oh, yes. Exactly.
:16:07
- You got us advertising in KNOw?
- I did better.
:16:11
I got you a cover story written by KNOw
magazine's star journalist Catcher Block.
:16:16
Catcher Block? The ladies' man,
man's man, man about town?
:16:19
Oh, Vikki,
you're the best friend...
:16:22
a girl from Maine who wrote a book
and came to New York could ever have!
:16:25
You don't know the half of it.
:16:28
I hear Catcher Block
is gorgeous... and eligible.
:16:32
Not that that matters to us.
:16:35
Down with love!
:16:37
I can't believe it.
Me on the cover of KNOw. KNOW.!
:16:41
- No.
- Catch, please, I promised.
It's one cover story.
:16:45
A girl's never called me in my life,
let alone invited me for a drink.
:16:49
I think this Vikki really likes me.
:16:51
I think I might really like her.
:16:53
I'm sure I would if she
really likes me, and she does
because I led her to believe...
:16:57
that as the owner of KNOw magazine,
I had some pull with my staff.
:17:00
Then pull your staff with one of
your other writers. I'm not doing it.
:17:02
No, it can't be anyone else.
:17:04
The best thing I have to offer
a woman is the same as the best
thing you have to offer--you.
:17:09
But I'm all tied up, Mac.
I'm using me.
:17:12
Oh, come on! It'll be fun.
:17:15
- You like fun.
- Fun?
:17:17
Interviewing a man-hating embittered
New England spinster librarian?
:17:21
How do you know what she's like?
:17:22
Who else would write a book
called Down with Love?
:17:25
You don't have to be a Nazi
rocket scientist to figure that out.
:17:29
Catch, please, please, please, please?
:17:33
I hope you won't be disappointed.
:17:41
[ Gasps ]