:08:00
And how do you propose
women do this, Miss Novak?
:08:02
By saying, "Down with love".
:08:06
Love is a distraction.
:08:08
If women stopped falling in love,
it would be the end of the human race.
:08:12
Not at all.
:08:13
I say women should refrain from love,
C.W., not sex.
:08:19
Isn't that the same thing?
:08:23
I mean, for women.
:08:25
It won't be, after they've mastered
the three levels in my book...
:08:29
...that will teach any woman
to live life the way a man does.
:08:32
Level 1 instructs women to abstain from
men altogether so they'll stop thinking...
:08:37
...that the pleasures experienced
during the sex act are related to love.
:08:41
They're not. As women will learn by
practicing the self-pleasuring technique...
:08:46
...that I've detailed in chapter 7,
entitled:
:08:50
"Up With Chocolate."
:08:51
You see, gentlemen, the female
experience is a biological reaction...
:08:55
...to chocolate that triggers the same
pleasurable responses in the brain...
:08:59
...as are triggered during sex.
:09:01
By substituting chocolate for sex,
the female will soon learn...
:09:04
...the difference between sex and love.
:09:07
Love for a man
will no longer occupy her mind.
:09:11
She will now find that she has the time
and the energy to move on to Level 2...
:09:15
...where taking on new challenges will
lead to the self-sufficience of Level 3...
:09:19
...where the woman becomes active in
the workplace and earns and achieves...
:09:23
...an unequivocal equality with men.
:09:31
And all this time the woman
is abstaining from sex?
:09:34
Heavens, no.
:09:36
By Level 3, she can have sex
whenever she likes, without love...
:09:40
...and enjoy it the way a man does,
รก la carte.
:09:48
Well, Miss Novak,
your theories may have worked...
:09:52
...with the gentlemen up in Maine,
but the men in Manhattan...
:09:56
...are not the fine, upstanding,
straightforward men of Maine.
:09:59
The men of Manhattan are devious.
They're dangerous.