:08:00
- No, Harry!
- See you later!
:08:01
Wait... ahh!
:08:03
Hello, my yellow friend.
Sorry I missed ya.
:08:05
So high school's all about looking cool,
Harry, so stick with me.
:08:09
Why are those girls
dressed in matching outfits?
:08:11
They're cheerleaders, Harry.
It's a dangerous cult.
:08:14
- Don't let them talk to you.
- Don't we want them to talk to us?
:08:16
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Why not?
:08:18
Besides cooties and other
medical reasons,
:08:19
they're not in the cool crowd, which
I am, which you want to be a part of.
:08:22
- You know what I mean?
- No. Hey.
:08:28
- What about her?
- She's a total dork.
:08:30
I mean, just look
how she dresses.
:08:32
Check out that skirt. I mean,
it's so short. Where's the flood?
:08:35
And that sweater... it's so tight,
her milk-bubbles are popping out.
:08:38
Loser.
:08:39
Oh my gosh, she's not
wearing underwear.
:08:41
Yeah, how dorky is that.
I'm wearing two pair right now.
:08:43
Me too.
:08:46
This is my Mohawk friend, Turk.
:08:48
He's part of the cool crowd.
Hey, Kimosabe!
:08:50
Shut up, ass-face.
:08:51
That's the Iroquois name he gave me
for having the strong face of an ass.
:08:54
Looks like we're going
to go have a pow-wow!
:08:57
Ooh. Hi.
:08:59
I hope the carpet
matches the drapes.
:09:03
Excuse me?
:09:04
You know, in the library.
:09:07
Oh. Yeah.
:09:09
I don't think it does.
:09:11
- You're new here, right?
- Depends on how you define new.
:09:13
You're the kid
who was home schooled.
:09:15
Yeah.
How'd you know?
:09:17
I was assigned to write
an article for the school paper.
:09:19
It was either
a feature on you
:09:20
or the new four-color ink pens
at the student store.
:09:22
Four colors in one pen?
:09:25
No! That's impossible.
:09:27
Yeah, well,
:09:29
I'd rather be writing a hard-hitting
investigative piece
:09:31
but nothing ever happens around here.
I'm Jessica Matthews.
:09:34
Hi.
:09:37
- Harry Dunne.
- What's going on here?
:09:41
Hey, freakshow,
:09:42
did Jessica give you
that banana in your pants?
:09:44
No, my mom did.
:09:46
- Gross.
- You want a bite?
:09:47
Hey, smells like cheese. Whoo!
:09:49
- Turk, leave him alone.
- "Turk, leave him alone."
:09:52
- Shut up!
- "Shut up!"
:09:54
- Oh boy.
- Harry, I'll talk to you later.
:09:56
Pretty colors.
:09:59
Ride's not over yet, pal.