Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
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:18:00
Yeah, well, I almost always
beat Captain Rob.

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- Who's Captain Rob?
- Just a guy I hang out with.

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I know the type. Lives in the basement,
smells like a sponge.

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No, Captain Rob's seven feet tall,
wears an eye-patch,

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- Got a hook for a hand.
- Wow, sounds like a pirate.

:18:12
What? No. He's got a parrot on his
shoulder, buries treasure.

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- Yeah, that's a pirate.
- I don't think so.

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This guy drinks rum from a barrel,
says, "Yo, ho, ho," has a peg leg.

:18:21
- A peg leg?
- Yeah, go-cart accident.

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Here... we... go!
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Be careful, Captain Rob.
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- Ooh.
- Three, two, one.

:18:37
Aah, you landed on Candy Land.
Now you have to swallow it.

:18:39
Ready?
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Swallow!
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That's good top hat.
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Hey, fellas,
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it's getting kind of late.
Come on.

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- Can I be on top?
- Only if I can be on bottom.

:18:52
- All right!
- Yeah!

:18:54
Airplane into the hangar.
Zzz... ow!

:18:59
All right, pumpkin,
night night.

:19:01
'Night, Mom.
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- 'Night Mrs. D.
- Good night, Lloyd.

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Thanks for being
a friend to my Harry.

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All right, boys, sleep tight.
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Don't let the bedbugs bite.
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- Hey, hey...
- Ohh. Huh!

:19:21
- What was that?
- What?

:19:22
Your mom just totally
made a move on me.

:19:25
- She did not.
- Yeah, she did, Harry.

:19:28
Maybe soon
I'll be your new daddy.

:19:31
- Lloyd, she's my mom.
- Listen, I can't help my heart.

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That's right, when I'm your new dad,
you're gonna have to do what I say.

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Will not.
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Don't you take that tone
with me, young man.

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- Shut up.
- I will stop this car right now.

:19:42
- You're not my real dad.
- You take that back!

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- Be quiet, buttlick!
- Ohh!

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- Where did you learn that word?
- I learned it from...

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listening to you!
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- I hate you!
- Kids.

:19:54
Thank you, Principal Collins...
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For our specially needy class!
:19:59
- They're perfect.
- Mm-hmm.


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