:22:01
Hello, class.
My name is Mr. Christmas.
:22:03
Mrs. Heller had to attend
some serious and urgent business,
:22:06
so I will be
your substitute teacher.
:22:09
It's gonna take me a while to learn
everyone's names, so please be patient.
:22:12
- Me, me. Pick me!
- Uh... you.
:22:15
- Harry.
- Harry. Oooh.
:22:17
You look familiar.
Oh, did I have your brother?
:22:20
- No.
- No, okay. Any other questions?
:22:22
- Was there one...?
- Yo!
:22:24
What's with horse boy?
Now he's a bright shiny sun.
:22:27
Yeah, don't look
directly at him.
:22:28
I'm just handing out fliers
at the tanning salon, guys.
:22:31
- It's a part-time job.
- No, that's... congratulations.
:22:34
Did you have a question there,
bright eyes?
:22:36
Yeah, my question's when
the old teacher lady coming back?
:22:39
I am your teacher lady for today.
:22:45
Lloyd, can I have
a word with you for a minute?
:22:48
Oh, take this time
to study amongst yourselves.
:22:51
Obviously there must be some
sort of family emergency,
:22:53
otherwise there's no reason
my father would be
:22:56
interrupting me
while I'm working.
:22:58
- Coming. What the...?
- That's your dad?
:22:59
Yeah.
What was your name again?
:23:01
- Harry.
- Harry. Come with me, Harry.
:23:04
- What's up, Pop?
- We need to talk.
:23:07
So you must be in the air force.
I like your flight suit.
:23:10
- I'm a custodian.
- Well, then...
:23:13
aye aye, sir!
:23:16
Okay, what are you crazy boys
doing in my tool shed?
:23:18
We're not crazy, Dad,
we're special.
:23:20
And Principal Collins wants us
to have our own special classroom.
:23:23
My boy's special,
how 'bout that?!
:23:27
I knew you
were different! Ohhh!
:23:30
I'm taking the day off.
:23:32
Come on, come on.
:23:34
All right, guys,
now that teacher lady's gone,
:23:36
um... I have a question.
:23:38
Do you guys know why
our class is in the tool shed?
:23:41
Who cares, Lewis?
It's better than real school.
:23:44
If we don't mess this up,
:23:46
we can go a whole year without
doing any real work at all.
:23:48
Yeah, man, we can do
anything we want.
:23:51
Anything.
:23:52
Anything?
:23:54
So if I had a girlfriend like Terri,
I could bring her here and...
:23:59
do stuff with her?