Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
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:24:01
You got it, jerk-off.
:24:03
Then I'm in.
Yeah.

:24:05
But I came here to learn
about America.

:24:10
Listen, baby,
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there is nothing more American
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than not doing anything
and getting away with it.

:24:17
Ohh.
Then I'm in.

:24:18
- Just like jerk-off.
- Lewis.

:24:24
Carl?
:24:28
- He's snapping out of it.
- We need him.

:24:30
I know.
Come on, kid!

:24:32
- Come on, come on!
- Go get some!

:24:38
Carl?
:24:41
Oh, wow.
:24:45
Who is Benjamin Franklin again?
:24:46
He's the pilgrim who used
penicillin to kill Godzilla.

:24:49
Right.
How'd you get so smart?

:24:51
Public school.
Yeah.

:24:52
When you live in the basement,
you breathe in a lot of chalk dust.

:24:55
It writes all the answers
all over your brain.

:24:57
- You're so lucky.
- Ooh, now...

:24:58
- How 'bout a Slushee?
- A. Slushee.

:25:00
Don't tell me.
Abraham Slushee...

:25:03
I know this... third President
of the United States!

:25:06
That's right, Harry.
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And this is the frozen delicious treat
he was named after.

:25:14
- Nice jugs.
- Yeah.

:25:17
Hey, your mom's
got jugs like these.

:25:19
Yeah, but they
never been in a magazine.

:25:21
They ought to be.
They're beautiful.

:25:27
Ooh, Harry,
I just realized something.

:25:29
- What?
- You're it!

:25:30
- Oh no, you're not getting me again.
- "Victoria's Secret," huh?

:25:33
- Those clothes are for chicks.
- $2.50.

:25:35
- You're it.
- Oh, you wanna go?

:25:37
You wanna go,
huh, Harry?

:25:39
Jousting,
14th century!

:25:43
- You're it!
- You're it.

:25:45
Invisibility shield.
Booo!

:25:46
I know where you are!
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- I know where you are!
- Please pay me the $2.50.

:25:50
I know where you are!
:25:52
- I know where you are!
- You're it.

:25:54
Seriously, stop for a second.
:25:56
Come here, Harry,
seriously, for a second. You're it!

:25:58
Oh!
No, you're it!

:25:59
Harry, buns!
You're it!


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