Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
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:55:01
- I'll take care of her.
- Yeah?

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You gonna kill her?
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No. No, I'm not...
I'm not gonna kill her.

:55:12
Honey, why don't you see to it the kids
are ready for the parade, okay?

:55:16
- Okay.
- Yeah.

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And I think I'll pay Jessica...
:55:22
a little visit.
:55:25
Thanksgiving Day parade
is almost here.

:55:28
So, any ideas for a float?
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- Ooh, a raft!
- A blimp!

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- A turd.
- Titanic.

:55:34
- A platypus.
- Corn dog.

:55:36
- Message in a bottle.
- No, not things that float,

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ideas for a float. You know,
like if you see a parade

:55:43
and people are...?
:55:45
Can I hear
from anyone else?

:55:46
- Hello.
- Hi, Ching Chung. What do you have?

:55:49
Uh...
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...licka licka pow!
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She's saying
"beautiful swan..."

:56:04
"...flying gracefully
over the rice fields..."

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...Roy Orbison.
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...to the tune
of "Only the Lonely" by Roy Orbison.

:56:14
No, now come on,
you guys.

:56:16
Focus, think.
Put your thinking caps on.

:56:19
What do you think of
when you think of Thanksgiving?

:56:21
- Like cranberries and Indians.
- Football!

:56:25
Football, yeah!
Get some!

:56:26
Good for you.
No.

:56:28
Oh hey, Lewis has got a good idea.
George Washington.

:56:31
- Wow!
- Who?

:56:33
- He only invented money.
- Very good, Lloyd.

:56:35
How about a float of George Washington
crossing the Delaware?

:56:40
- Ooh, or maybe a river.
- Like the Atlantic.

:56:42
Okay, so it's settled.
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This is gonna be
the greatest Thanksgiving ever.

:56:46
You mean we have to... we have
to parade around in front of everyone?

:56:49
On a float
of George Washington?

:56:51
- We're gonna look like idiots.
- Exactly.

:56:54
No chance. We are not doing it.
No effing way.


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