1:09:00
Sorry I'm late.
Woke up tied to the bed.
1:09:03
Somebody cut my hair
while I was sleeping.
1:09:05
Hey, that's my hair!
1:09:09
It's the marching band's
musical tribute to stuffing.
1:09:14
Please do not throw cigarettes
at the floats.
1:09:17
I've searched everywhere
and no luck.
1:09:20
The chest is
still out there.
1:09:22
That's why we get the check
as soon as Zimmer shows up
1:09:25
and blow this pop stand before
anybody finds out anything.
1:09:28
The band
sounds terrible.
1:09:30
I know, I sold all
the wind instruments.
1:09:33
Hawaiian Air,
business class.
1:09:37
- You like your new coat?
- I love it.
1:09:38
That's why our mascot
isn't a stallion anymore.
1:09:42
- This is horse?
- No, no, no, I sold the horse,
1:09:45
- To pay for the...
- I didn't know horse could feel this soft.
1:09:48
That's not horse, honey.
Yes, yes, it is soft.
1:09:52
So what do you think
of the float?
1:09:53
- Guys, this is much better.
- Yeah.
1:09:56
Principal Collins is
a way greater American
1:09:58
than George Washington
will ever be.
1:09:59
I don't get it.
Why'd you make him a pirate?
1:10:01
I'll tell you why.
You won't believe these documents.
1:10:04
They provide evidence of a long history
of fraud and embezzlement
1:10:07
from the school by Principal Collins
and Ms. Heller,
1:10:11
A.K.A. the lunch lady.
1:10:13
- Huh?
- My God, can you believe your ears?
1:10:15
Yeah, no clicks
and whistles.
1:10:17
She speaks the English
perfectly.
1:10:19
Lloyd, you're
a great teacher.
1:10:21
Ching Chong, what happened
to your beautiful Asian accent?
1:10:24
Oh, actually my name
is Cindy.
1:10:27
The accent just
helps me meet boys.
1:10:30
You want it back?
1:10:33
You got it, Joe.
1:10:36
Look at this. Collins took $2000
that was supposed to go to
1:10:39
a new state-of-the-art
stallion mascot uniform.
1:10:42
Wait, what?
Let me see.
1:10:44
Why have I been wearing this one
with puke in the head?
1:10:48
- You serious?
- Am l... smell.
1:10:49
We got to tell people
about Collins.
1:10:57
- Hey, Superintendent.
- I'm not sure I can do this.
1:10:59
We got to nail this guy.
You'll be fine.