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:41:00
Gasps finger prick!
:41:02
Ohh! It's cold.
:41:03
Yeah, just pleases it still,
Please?

:41:05
Okay, can I listen to your
necklace?

:41:06
No, you can't. Will you
Just sit still...

:41:07
Why is there a skeleton?
over there?

:41:08
I don't know, Walter,
Could you please...?

:41:10
If I squint it looks like a
pirate flag.

:41:11
Could you please have him?
Sit still?

:41:12
Does he have a name? No,
He hasn't got a name.

:41:13
I'm sorry, Ben, I am sorry.
:41:14
I have a lot of patients
waiting.

:41:15
Would you please it still?
Please.

:41:16
He got mad at me. Yes, he did.
He did.

:41:18
The sooner you sit still,
The sooner we can

:41:21
Get this mess over with.
:41:21
Okay. Then can we eat sugar
plums?

:41:23
You betch a... we'll eat sugar
Plums,

:41:24
Have gingerbread houses,
And we'll even paint eggs.

:41:27
Well, paint eggs, that's Easter.
:41:30
Ow!!! Ohh...
:41:34
My finger has a heartbeat.
:41:36
It won't hurt so much after
a little.

:41:38
What's your name?
:41:40
Buddy.
:41:42
I'm Carolyn.
:41:44
Hi.
:41:46
What do you want for Christmas?
:41:47
A Suzy-talks-a-lot.
:41:48
I'll put in a good word with
the big man.

:41:51
Thanks. Your costume is pretty.
:41:53
Oh, it's not a costume.
I'm an elf.

:41:56
Well, technically, I'm a human,
:41:58
But I was raised by elves.
:42:00
Oh, I'm a human raised by humans.
:42:03
Hmm. Cool.
:42:11
Door opens so?
:42:15
It's a boy... buddy's your son.
:42:18
That's very impossible.
:42:20
You... you saw that guy out there.
:42:21
He's... he's certifiably insane.
:42:23
He's probably just reverting
:42:24
To a state of childlike
dependency.

:42:27
An elf?
:42:28
What he needs is to be nurtured.
:42:30
Oh, I see.
:42:32
So, um, uh...
:42:34
You'd like me to breastfeed him?
:42:36
Walter, just bring him home.
:42:37
Introduce him to Emily and
Michael,

:42:38
And once... once he comes to
Terms with reality,

:42:41
He should drop the whole elf
Thing and move on with his life.

:42:44
I mean, that's what I would do if
I was you.

:42:46
Oh, my god! Walter, this is...
:42:50
This is wonderful,
:42:51
You... you have another son.
:42:54
Wonderful. Oh, gosh, I...
:42:55
I guess I never really thought
of it that way.

:42:58
This is incredible, I...
:42:59
You know, it's a little
complicated,


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