Elf

1:19:00

Uh, I saw something fall from the
sky

1:19:03

Right into the middle of central
park.

1:19:04

I mean, you¡¯re a great news lady.

1:19:06

Thank you.

1:19:07

Could you tell me a bit more?

1:19:08

About what you saw fall from the
sky?

1:19:09

Yeah, yeah. Your eyes tell the
story,

1:19:11

That¡¯s what I love about you.
You've got a great mouth.

1:19:13

The thing just dropped in the middle of
central park.

1:19:15

It was amazing, and everybody's, like,
going crazy.

1:19:18

Dick, uh, according to authorities,

1:19:20

The area has been cleared.

1:19:21

Only the central park rangers now
remain in the park.

1:19:24

These forces are highly trained,

1:19:26

But rarely see action.

1:19:28

Some have accused them of being
too gung ho

1:19:31

When called into duty,

1:19:32

And their controversial crowd
control tactics

1:19:34

At the Simon and Garfunkel concert
in '85

1:19:37

Are still under investigation.

1:19:39

I knew you¡¯d find it, Mr. Elf!

1:19:42

Slap it on real quick, we've got
to get going.

1:19:48

That ta boy.

1:19:49

Chuckles

1:19:52

So, uh... you're, uh...

1:19:55

Santa Claus. Right.

1:19:58

Would you mind taking this to
your firstborn?

1:20:02

Sure.

1:20:03

Um, uh, and my firstborn, he's
an elf?

1:20:06

Yes. Actually, I¡¯m adopted.

1:20:10

Uh, Michael, would you open this
hatch for me, please?

1:20:20

That ta boy, thank you.

1:20:22

So, you¡¯re really Santa Claus?

1:20:26

You never can tell, kid.

1:20:28

Tell me, Michael,

1:20:29

What do you want for Christmas?

1:20:31

I wanted a skateboard.

1:20:32

Oh, not just skateboard.

1:20:37

Arealhuf board. Looked here.

1:20:41

Looked here...

1:20:43

How do you like them apples?

1:20:45

Go look and see.

1:20:54

Whoa.