Freddy Vs. Jason
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:07:11
Marry, fuck, or kill?
Your choices are--

:07:13
your choices
are the Three Stooges.

:07:15
Go, Kia.
:07:16
Oh, God...
:07:18
Which one had
the super-bad toupee hair?

:07:21
Harry, Mar--
:07:23
No! No, no, no.
It was Moe.

:07:25
Either one, I'd kill him.
:07:28
OK, who'd you fuck, then?
:07:29
This is stupid, y'all.
:07:30
Come on. Come on.
:07:32
Oh, God. Whatever, look.
:07:33
I'd fuck the bald guy,
and I'd marry Larry.

:07:34
Jesus. Is this what
we're doing all night?

:07:37
'Cause, y'all,
this is really stank.

:07:39
Hey! Gibb, what are you doing?
:07:41
I thought you were gonna quit.
:07:42
I only smoke when I drink now.
:07:44
But you're always drinking.
:07:45
Yeah, well, I'll work
on that next.

:07:48
Hey, OK.
:07:49
I got another one.
:07:50
Fred, Scooby, or Shaggy?
:07:53
Oh! I'm not answering that
and neither is she.

:07:55
Do you guys think
I should get a nose job?

:07:58
Oh, my God.
:07:59
Oh, please, Kia, what you need
is a lobotomy.

:08:05
I think I'm gonna
get some candles.

:08:08
I'm gonna get some beer.
Do you guys want anything?

:08:12
Are you sure you
should be driving?

:08:14
I'm so under the limit, Lori.
:08:17
Surprise.
:08:18
Oh, Trey.
You answered my prayers.

:08:19
Thank you.
:08:21
Whoa, babe!
:08:22
What'd I tell you
about kissing me...

:08:23
after you've smoked, huh?
:08:25
Lighten up.
They're menthols.

:08:26
Yeah. I brought Blake.
Where's Linda?

:08:28
It's Lori.
:08:30
This is her house,
so don't be a total cocksmith.

:08:32
Whatever.
:08:37
Where are the ladies?
:08:39
Relax, they'll be here.
:08:40
I'm relaxed, man.
I'm just wet.

:08:42
Did you know they
were coming over?

:08:44
Listen, you gotta be quiet.
:08:46
Hey, we knew you were be here
all alone this weekend.

:08:49
Blake's cute.
:08:51
He's not my type.
:08:53
Oh! Who is? No one's
ever gonna live up...

:08:55
to the fuzzy memory
of your first love, Lori.

:08:58
You were fucking fourteen,
so get over it.


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