:04:22
Dude, this year's
spring break is gonna rock.
:04:25
I barely recovered
from last year.
:04:27
Neither have the 400 women who were
running off at the mouth about you.
:04:30
Listen, three clubs want us
to promote parties.
:04:32
I've lined up exclusive use
of the hottest deejay, and to top it off...
:04:35
I planned the ultimate event a whipped cream
bikini contest judged...
:04:41
by none other than
the Pennsylvania posse.
:04:44
- Yes! Yes. Thank you.
- Count me out.
:04:47
I'm lactose intolerant. Besides, on this spring
break, there's only one woman on my mind.
:04:51
Eddie, please tell me you're
not gonna spend the entire time
visiting your grandmother again.
:04:55
No. I've been cyber-chatting
with this girl for like a year.
:04:58
We're finally gonna meet on spring break.
She's so hot. You should see her web page.
:05:02
It's really well designed.
You click on her head-
:05:04
I can't imagine being with
the same girl for a whole year.
:05:07
- You can't imagine being with
the same girl for a whole day.
- That's true.
:05:11
But then I'm genetically incapable of
forming long-term relationships with women.
:05:15
- Thank you.
- That's nothing to be proud of, Brandon.
:05:17
You think I wanna
end up like you?
:05:19
Unable to function in the real world
'cause you were dumped by some girl.
:05:22
Stacy didn't dump me.
She's just been really busy.
:05:25
- For over a year?
- You don't let your emotions
get anywhere near you.
:05:28
You know what?
I like that.
:05:30
So, what?
You don't feel anything?
:05:32
- If someone stole my car, I'd be devastated.
- Definitely. Me too.
:05:35
- I mean, girls.
-Just keep it simple- dinner, chat, cab...
:05:39
coffee, party, shower, cab.
:05:42
Sometimes he likes to
mix and match.
:05:45
Coffee in the shower?
That's- Oh! Oh, okay.
:05:55
- We're here.
- Finally.
:05:57
Come on, Lex.