:27:01
No, what doesn't make sense
is you're on spring break...
:27:04
and you're still talking about
the one girl who blew you off.
:27:06
We had a very nice connection
in that bathroom.
:27:08
- Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I said that-
- You'd have ten cents.
:27:11
I remember.
You said it twice.
:27:13
Look,J, I feel your pain.
I know what it's like to be blown off.
:27:16
- No, you don't.
- But still, I know what pain feels like.
:27:19
You remember when I broke
my collarbone snowboarding?
:27:22
- Best way to get over this chick is to move on.
- I'm gonna ask her out again.
:27:25
Go ahead. Send another.
Really humiliate yourself.
:27:27
Come on. What's the worst
she can say? No?
:27:30
Trust me. Being rejected
by text is way less humiliating.
:27:34
Right.
:27:40
Okay, spill, and I need the details.
:27:43
Last night was magical.
Carlos took me dancing.
:27:46
- We went walking under the moonlight.
- Yawn.
:27:50
Maybe I should take a chance.
So one guy doesn't call.
:27:53
I gotta keep putting myself out there.
Be more like Alexa.
:27:56
- Are you sure about that?
- Her phone's been ringing nonstop.
:28:00
Mine? Might as well be Fisher-Price.
:28:08
You wanna have some fun,
Kelly?
:28:10
I know exactly
where to find it.
:28:15
You entered me in
a whipped cream bikini contest?
:28:19
I thought you said you wanted
to get out and have a good time.
:28:21
My idea of a good time is not
parading around in some dessert topping.
:28:25
- It's humiliating and degrading-
- And fattenin'.
:28:27
- Oh, come on.
- Ladies and gentlemen-
:28:31
Oh, look, it's starting.
Let's go!
:28:36
- You ready to whip it?
- I'm gonna kill you.
:28:40
Put me down!
:28:42
- Let's give a huge welcome
to contestant number nine!
- What are you doing here?
:28:46
We're the judges.
Now get slathered-
:28:48
- Point that can in my direction
and I will hurt you.
- She's saucy. I like.
:28:51
I'm gonna let my man
Justin do the honors.
:28:54
- You're BR&J parties?
- Not all of them.Just the J.'
:28:58
- You organized this. I can't believe you.
- Whipped cream!