From Justin to Kelly
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:31:01
- Triple bypass.
- I'd get the bypass on the side.

:31:06
Out of all the places in Miami, do you have
to be at this particular one right now?

:31:10
Actually, it's my favorite place.
I was gonna take you here, remember?

:31:12
- I'll take it to go.
- Let me explain, Kelly-

:31:15
Let me help. You're a player
and you come down to spring break...

:31:18
for these little juvenile parties and spread
whipped cream on girls who think you're cute.

:31:22
Wait. First of all, the whipped cream
is a very small part of our business.

:31:25
Uh, you know what?
Good-bye.

:31:27
Kelly, wait. All the contests,
the parties, the hotties...

:31:31
it's all part of a business
I started a long time ago.

:31:34
- It pays for my books and my housing all year.
- Oh.

:31:37
- So your party guy reputation,
that's just a perk.
- It used to be.

:31:41
Look, I know we just met.
:31:43
What can I do
to make it up to you?

:31:46
You can shave all the hair on your head
except for here and here.

:31:50
- All right.
- I'm kidding.

:31:56
You know what?
You should really try the hot sauce.

:31:59
Oh, I'm sorry. I promise,
I'm slightly less dorky than you think.

:32:04
- So, what do you say?
- Napkin!

:32:07
Right.
:32:09
You know what'll help you think better?
A boat ride.

:32:11
Smooth.
:32:13
- So we're still on for the marina at 4:00?
- Yes, yes!

:32:17
But if I see any sign of any
nondairy whipped topping, I'm leaving.

:32:22
You're on.
:32:25
Still on?
:32:31
Seven hundred and 50 bucks.
Oh, man, I rock!

:32:35
Officer Cutler, you'll be happy to know
the contest was a resounding success.

:32:39
The music was sedate and the whipped cream
was skimpy, but tasteful.

:32:42
And the beach,
it's gonna be wiped clean.

:32:44
I'm impressed. You followed the law,
right down to the event permit.

:32:49
Event permit?
:32:52
You know, I should warn you.
:32:55
It's all dry land and
pickup trucks where I'm from.

:32:58
If it makes you feel better,
I can put a gun rack in the back.


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