1:12:00
She just wanted to have fun- partying,
drinking, clubbing. I wanted a real commitment.
1:12:05
I'm so sorry to hear that.
I'm sure you'll find that special someone.
1:12:07
Thanks, man.
1:12:10
Yeah.
1:12:12
I don't mean to eavesdrop,
but that was really nice.
1:12:15
Oh. Yeah, well, you know,
I'm kinda like a romance guru.
1:12:18
You probably don't want to hear my sob story,
but I spent the entire spring break...
1:12:22
looking for this guy I met on the Internet.
1:12:24
Hot2trot@markmail.com?
1:12:27
All4captainpicard@deeplife.com?
1:12:43
Put your hands in the air
and step away from the pina colada.
1:12:46
What is it this time?
I haven't broken anything. I have a permit.
1:12:48
What do you want with me?
For the love of God, I only have one... dollar.
1:12:53
- Actually, all I wanted was a drink.
- Whoa, you're gorgeous.
1:12:58
And I'm off duty.
1:13:01
So, you still have
those handcuffs?
1:13:03
Look, I know this whole thing is not your scene,
but we don't have to stay the whole time.
1:13:06
- Yo, wait. You have yet
to experience spring break.
- What are you talking about?
1:13:10
- Now you get to party with me.
- Oh, well, let's get to partyin'.
1:13:13
Well, let's go!
1:13:16
So you promise you'll
come out to Texas?
1:13:18
Even if I have to take a hovercraft
to get there, baby.
1:13:20
Oh, come on, you two. Quit bein' all gushy.
It's spring break. Let's party. Whoo!
1:13:29
BR&J in the house.
1:13:36
And this is how we do it.
1:13:38
This is how we
do it to it.
1:13:42
Come on. Let's party!
1:13:44
- Party over here!
- Party over here!
1:13:46
- Party over here!
- Party over here!