:50:00
Or had a job. The other day,
he asks me for a ride home.
:50:05
Fine. But in the car,
:50:07
I say I'm taking him
on a deIivery
:50:10
out of town. Oh, boy!
You shouId've seen it.
:50:15
Joe starts breathing heavy and
fumbIing with the door handIe.
:50:21
At the first red Iight,
he jumps out, yeIIing,
:50:25
''Gotta go to the corner store.
See you Iater.''
:50:30
Right? You were
terrified to Ieave.
:50:33
- You were driving so fast,
I was afraid of crashing.
:50:41
- You're a reaI Joe Know-it-aII.
:50:43
AII taIk, no experience.
:50:45
When you get your Iicence,
come and show me how you drive.
:50:55
One thing you never
taIk about is women.
:51:00
- You bigmouth.
:51:01
- We aII know you're not
interested in femaIes.
:51:06
You prefer your paper.
:51:09
- Sure, sure.
:51:12
- Bet you've never screwed.
:51:16
No answer. It's true.
:51:20
You've onIy seen nudes on paper.
We never saw you with a woman.
:51:25
In 40 years,
has he ever had a girI?
:51:28
- Fine, now knock it off.
:51:31
- You're a virgin.
:51:33
Right?
:51:37
You ever kissed, at Ieast?
:51:39
- WouId you shut yourtrap?
:51:42
- Let him answer! UsuaIIy,
he has Iots to say, but now...
:51:47
I can't hear him.
:51:49
Enough of the 5-finger soIo:
:51:52
you need to find a woman who
doesn't know you. You're scared.
:51:57
- Go to heII.