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- Hey, Beavis, turn the fucking radio off.
- What the fuck is your problem, bitch?
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"Bitch"?
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You know what, creating a scene right now
would be a bad thing.
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Yeah, that's right. Why don't you come here
so we can kick your ass.
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What happened?
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Let me. Okay?
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Go ahead.
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You know, what you boys need
is to develop better people skills.
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However, in the meantime...
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Excuse me.
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You ever heard of Tai Moi Chai?
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No. Okay.
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In traditional Tai Moi Chai,
there are five levels of digital orb extrusion.
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That's the gouging out
of your opponent's eyeball...
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with one's finger.
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The highest and most difficult to master
is my personal favorite:
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"Kai Toi Mai".
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Loosely translated,
that's "the rip that takes the past."
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Now, once the thumb liquefies the eye...
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it is deftly and immediately replaced
by the forefinger.
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Deep thrust, hooking around
and securing the ocular nerve...
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and then removing it with such force...
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as to bring with it, by suction,
a vital portion of the visual cortex.
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The part of the brain, as I'm sure
you may know, that stores visual memory.
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The extraordinary element of this move...
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the genius of it...
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the absolute poetry of it...
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is that, aside from the obvious wound...
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one's opponent is left with no memory
of anything he has ever seen.
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Family, friends, nothing.