:34:03
She's seeing this stupid guy
as well as me.
:34:08
She says she's bisexual.
:34:11
- Her and everybody else.
- Don't you start.
:34:15
Well, 10% of people are gay,
10% are straight...
:34:19
and everyone else is bi,
that's my theory.
:34:22
Well, I'm sick of theories!
:34:24
- Do you want some tequila?
- Sure.
:34:34
Hi Clara, yeah, Tom here.
Listen, just wanted to see you...
:34:42
I'm through with women.
:34:44
- Men aren't any easier.
- Women are so complicated!
:34:47
Yeah, and men are
so fucking simple.
:34:50
Imagine two women
having PMT at the same time.
:34:53
Imagine two men
who are equally selfish.
:34:56
Women are so sensitive! You know,
and every day it's something different.
:35:00
Right when you think
you've got a handle on it...
:35:02
something else happens and
you're right back to square one!
:35:05
At least it's better than being
with someone who's incapable...
:35:08
of showing their feelings and who
just cares only about themselves.
:35:11
Yeah, but women have so many
feelings, you know...
:35:13
and all they want to do
is express them.
:35:15
The only feelings men
express are hunger and lust.
:35:20
- I'd love that.
- I'd love your problems.
:35:23
- To men!
- To women!
:35:37
I don't think
I'll ever find true love.
:35:40
Ever!
:35:41
No, that's definitely not true.
:35:48
Red, why can't
I just be attracted to you?
:35:52
Life would be so much easier.
:35:56
You're my best friend,
you understand me...