:19:04
You can really
understand me?
:19:06
Right now, you understand
what I am saying to you?
:19:10
- Yep.
- Can I have a cookie?
:19:14
No, wait. Ten cookies?
No, can I have twenty cookies?
:19:19
Be a pal, kid.
Loosen my collar a notch.
:19:22
I got a foof in my chach.
:19:24
Owen, honey, can we just
talk about how pretty I am?
:19:28
Oh, oh, shoot!
:19:30
I'm so nervous, I forgot
what I was gonna say.
:19:32
I know what I wanna ask.
:19:35
Can you teach us how to work
a stinkin' can opener?!
:19:37
Enough!
Collect yourselves.
:19:40
I knew he was trouble
the minute I sniffed his butt.
:19:43
Oh, my!
:19:44
I have come here on an important
mission from the Home Star,
:19:47
and I expect full cooperation.
:19:49
Hold it.
Where are you from?
:19:52
Where we all came from--
the Home Star.
:19:56
- Unbelievable.
- It's true.
:19:58
What are you talking about?
:20:00
Thousands of years ago,
dogs arrived here from the Home Star
:20:03
to colonize
and dominate the planet.
:20:05
All Earth dogs are descended
from those dogs.
:20:08
What Home Star?!
:20:10
This is why dogs and people
shouldn't talk.
:20:13
Dude, you never heard
of the Dog Star?
:20:15
It's called Sirius.
:20:16
Wait, you know
about this, too?
:20:19
My grandma used to
tell me stories.
:20:21
We've all heard them.
:20:22
My great-grandfather told me
:20:24
he had to pass through Uranus
to get here.
:20:26
You expect me to believe
that there's a planet out there
:20:30
made up of only dogs?
:20:32
We don't expect much
from your species.
:20:34
Now go outside and play
so we can do our business.
:20:37
Go play, boy.
:20:39
I don't have to go outside.
:20:41
Pardon me, but you were saying
something about a mission?
:20:45
Right. Thank you.
:20:46
I have been sent here to file
a report on Earth dogs.
:20:50
What, like a report card?
:20:52
Yes. Now, sit!
:20:56
I will observe your lives
:20:57
and then grade you
on how you have upheld