:05:01
Get your ass out!
:05:05
Miss Pearl, we got to get out of here.
They're going to blow this place up.
:05:10
They wouldn't do that, baby!
They know we're in here.
:05:14
I love you, I've known you a long time.
You've seen a lot in your life.
:05:18
You've seen churches burnt to the ground,
dogs sicced on kids...
:05:21
you've seen Malcolm X and JFK killed.
:05:23
They shut up Muhammad Ali
and Richard Pryor.
:05:25
They gave Magic Johnson AIDS,
turned Michael Jackson white.
:05:28
Do you really think these people
give a damn about you?
:05:53
We interrupt the Jay-Z song
to bring you this special bulletin.
:05:56
Presidential candidate Senator Gaines...
:05:58
and his running mate,
General Olson James...
:06:00
were both killed when their planes
crashed into each other.
:06:03
We now return you to the Jay-Z song
already in progress.
:06:26
What's up?
:06:27
Trying to be like you, hero!
What's up, man? Saving kittens?
:06:30
Don't steal my car now.
:06:32
I don't want that garbage.
What will I do, feed your car to my car?
:06:37
Let me get ten Nine Lives,
four Lucky Ducks, two Straight Pokers...
:06:40
three Crabpots and five Powerballs.
:06:43
Thank you, here you go.
:06:50
You all need to stop.
:06:58
Why are all these people clapping?