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I asked my niece the other day,
"What's four plus four?" She said, "44."
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But that ain't her fault!
That's the school's fault.
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If your child's school has old-ass books...
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and brand-new metal detectors,
let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
:33:17
That ain't right!
:33:19
It ain't right.
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And now we got these corporations
stealing all the money.
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They ain't stealing their money,
they stealing our money!
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The pension.
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You work for 35 years.
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You thought you'd leave your kids
a will, now you'll leave them a won't!
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You show up to get your pension,
they give you a pen!
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A damn pen! What in the hell
am I supposed to do with a pen?
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I should stab you in the neck
with this pen, Mr. Pension Taker.
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Get your hand out of my pocket!
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Taking everybody's pension,
and nobody going to jail.
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That's some bullshit. Ain't it?
:33:56
Meanwhile, we steal a Big Mac with cheese...
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next thing you know, we on Death Row!
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That ain't right!
:34:07
How many of you work in a city
you can't afford to live in?
:34:12
That ain't right!
:34:14
How many of you work in a mall
you can't afford to shop in?
:34:18
That ain't right!
:34:20
How many of you clean up a hotel...
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you ain't never gonna be able to stay in?
:34:25
That ain't right!
:34:30
We got nurses that work in hospitals
they can't even afford to get sick in.
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It ain't right!
:34:42
It isn't right!
:34:45
That shit is wrong!
:34:50
It's dead wrong!
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I'm Mays Gilliam...
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and I'm running for President
of the United States of America.