:00:04
I don't mean to be out of line, sir...
:00:08
but are you?
:00:12
Am I what?
:00:14
Trying to get to know somebody.
:00:21
- It is late, I'm out of here.
- You need to take a cab.
:00:25
I'll be fine. I'm just gonna walk.
:00:34
Take a cab!
:00:37
I'll be fine. I'll walk.
:00:47
Need a ride?
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Where are we going?
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I just thought I'd give you a little tour.
:01:11
If you look over there,
it's the Lincoln Memorial.
:01:16
Lincoln freed the slaves...
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but before he did it, he said,
"First you niggers got to build me a statue."
:01:23
Right there is the Jefferson Memorial.
:01:26
Jefferson had a black mistress.
:01:28
He said, "All men are created equal,
but black women got the nicest ass!"
:01:34
That's the Treasury.
:01:36
If you look real hard in the window,
you can see Oprah counting her money.
:01:42
$20 trillion one, $20 trillion two...
:01:45
Hi, Oprah!
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What's it like...
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traveling all over the country
and meeting all those people?
:01:59
I like it. I like traveling,
I like meeting the people.