:03:05
In Florida today, guns and explosives
were found at a junior high school.
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No one was injured in the incident,
but with just six weeks till Election Day...
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this could be a hot-button issue
for both parties.
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Now, back to the Jay-Z song
already in progress.
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Muhammad, get me a gun
in case another kid tries to get crazy.
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This could work in our favor.
Florida is a big Second Amendment state.
:03:27
This is serious. This is not the Player's Ball.
:03:30
You can cut into Lewis' numbers.
Talk about the kids, not about the guns.
:03:34
If I get shot, everybody is fired.
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One question here.
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There's been an outcry that something
needs to be done about school violence.
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What do you plan to do about this?
:03:44
I feel we need to talk to our kids...
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Excuse me.
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Hello, children.
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Good morning.
:04:07
Pay attention.
This is going to be a class: Bullshit 101.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
our American children are hurting today...
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and we need to reach out to them...
:04:18
and give them all
a good old-fashioned American hug.
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America is the greatest country
on the face of the earth...
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and I want to say:
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God bless America!
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And no place else.
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Thank you. Thank you, children.
:04:35
No more bombs now. And don't use guns.
:04:38
- That went well.
- Very touching.
:04:40
- The kids liked me.
- You were very genuine.
:04:42
They responded.
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I tried to hug a girl and a boy
so I wouldn't seem sexist.
:04:48
Mr. Vice President!
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Welcome to the show, Alderman Gilliam.
:04:52
Surprised you're not somewhere
with your girlfriend.
:04:54
How do you know about her?
:04:56
I'm the government. I know everything.
:04:58
We really should debate.