:28:08
[Smooches]
:28:20
Found something.
:28:23
It's a fossil.
You see that?
:28:24
- Well, that's interesting.
- Do i get a day off?
:28:27
What?
:28:28
That's what mr. Sir said.
:28:30
He said that if i found
something interesting,
:28:32
i get the day off.
:28:34
Stanley, the warden isn't
interested in fossils.
:28:39
Let me see that.
:28:41
- What is it?
- Man, see, look.
:28:42
[Singsong voice]
Look at the little fishies!
:28:45
Aw!
:28:46
[Normal voice] i mean, it look
like those cave pictures, man.
:28:49
- Ain't nothin', anyway.
- Fossil.
:28:52
I tell you what, i think stanley
belongs in a cave, man.
:28:54
I told you he was a neanderthal
the first time i saw him.
:28:57
Guess there really was
a lake out here once, right?
:28:59
There was a town, too.
:29:02
The warden's grandfather
owned the lake
:29:06
and half the town.
:29:13
[Whistle blowing]
:29:15
[Indistinct conversations]
:29:18
Whoo!
:29:20
Tie her off, there, boys.
All right, now.
:29:24
Get your sweet,
sweet magical onions!
:29:27
Get your elixirs,
health potions, onion tonics.
:29:30
Onions. Get your
onions here, folks.
:29:33
God's own chosen vegetable.
:29:35
Nature's magic vegetables
right here, folks.
:29:37
Mr. Collingwood, let me see
that head of yours.
:29:40
- My head?
- Yes, sir.
:29:42
Yeah, that's what i thought.
:29:44
I got exactly what you need.
:29:46
Just rub this on his head
every night, mrs. Collingwood,
:29:49
and before you know it,
his hair's gonna be
:29:51
as long and as thick
as mary lou's mane.
:29:53
- [Bell ringing]
- Sam, thank you.
:29:59
The ancient egyptians knew
the secrets of the onions.