:34:04
So, you're caveman now...
big shot.
:34:07
Got a nickname.
:34:09
Well, let me tell you
something, caveman,
:34:11
you are here on account
of one person.
:34:15
You know who that person is?
:34:17
Yeah.
:34:19
My no-good, dirty-rotten,
:34:21
pig-stealing
great-great-grandfather.
:34:23
That's who it is.
:34:25
[Laughter]
:34:26
No.
:34:27
You screwed your life up,
stanley yelnats,
:34:30
and it's up to you to fix it.
:34:32
It's not gonna be easy,
:34:34
but you'd be surprised
what you can accomplish
:34:37
once you set your mind to it.
:34:39
Even zero here
isn't completely worthless.
:34:42
What about you, zero?
:34:45
What do you like to do?
:34:49
You just won't talk with me,
will you?
:34:51
Man, he only talks
to caveman, yo.
:34:54
You think you're better
than all this?
:35:04
I like diggin' holes.
:35:06
Then you're in the right place
for it, buddy boy.
:35:12
"My dearest stanley,
:35:14
"your letters make me feel
like one of the other moms
:35:16
who can afford to send
their kids to summer camp."
:35:18
Do not touch my shoes!
:35:20
"Your father thinks he's
real close to a breakthrough.
:35:22
"I do hope so, stanley,
because the landlord
:35:24
is threatenin' to evict us
because of the odor."
:35:27
Sir, you are an insult
to the chemistry of smell!
:35:29
Eight months!
:35:30
I am going to boil it
with cross-trainers!
:35:34
Aah! Aah!
:35:37
"I feel so sorry for the
old lady who lived in the shoe,
:35:41
'cause it must have smelled
real bad."
:35:43
[Stanley laughs]
:35:47
[Chuckles]
She's crazy.
:35:52
What are you laughing at?
:35:54
Just something my mom wrote.
:35:56
[Clears throat] she said...