:14:01
Started with a condo
in Sherman Oaks.
:14:02
Slapped paint on the walls.
Refaced the kitchen cabinets.
:14:05
Traded up to a smoke-damaged
ranch in Tarzana.
:14:09
Then a Spanish on Outpost...
:14:12
...and a fake Mediterranean
in Los Feliz.
:14:16
Pretty soon I had everything
I've got tied up in this...
:14:20
...this monstrosity on Mt. Olympus...
:14:24
...at the corner of Hercules
and, I shit you not, Achilles.
:14:28
- What's the problem?
- The problem is...
:14:31
...if I don't score a big commission
or get rid of this...
:14:35
...piece of shit on Mt. Olympus...
:14:38
Well, the word Titanic
comes to mind.
:14:41
Joe, I know a girl who works
for some rich producer.
:14:45
Says he might sell his place.
Maybe you can get the listing.
:14:49
- Got a name?
- Her name's like Minnie or Moma.
:14:52
Something like that,
I don't remember.
:14:55
Not the girl, hot rocks,
the producer.
:14:58
Oh, I don't know the producer.
Way before my time.
:15:06
- Hey, Joe, you ready for something?
- Shoot.
:15:09
I don't think I want
to be a cop anymore.
:15:15
Come on, you need some fresh air.
:15:18
- Put this on my tab, Hank.
- What tab?
:15:21
Hey, I got it. I got it. It's okay.
:15:25
Here.
:15:28
If you don't want to be a cop,
what do you want to be?
:15:39
I want to be an actor.
:15:41
- You wanna be what?
- An actor.
:15:45
What?
:15:47
Okay.
:15:50
- You're gay. I can deal with that.
- You know I'm not gay.
:15:53
Why do you want to do
something stupid like acting?
:15:55
Because it's my bliss.
:15:59
And I have to follow my bliss.