:15:00
...in real estate
with very little money down.
:15:03
Sounds good.
:15:04
Started with a condo
in Sherman Oaks.
:15:06
Slapped paint on the walls.
Refaced the kitchen cabinets.
:15:09
Traded up to a smoke-damaged
ranch in Tarzana.
:15:13
Then a Spanish on Outpost...
:15:16
...and a fake Mediterranean
in Los Feliz.
:15:20
Pretty soon I had everything
I've got tied up in this...
:15:25
...this monstrosity on Mt. Olympus...
:15:29
...at the corner of Hercules
and, I shit you not, Achilles.
:15:33
- What's the problem?
- The problem is...
:15:35
...if I don't score a big commission
or get rid of this...
:15:40
...piece of shit on Mt. Olympus...
:15:43
Well, the word Titanic
comes to mind.
:15:46
Joe, I know a girl who works
for some rich producer.
:15:50
Says he might sell his place.
Maybe you can get the listing.
:15:54
- Got a name?
- Her name's like Minnie or Moma.
:15:57
Something like that,
I don't remember.
:16:00
Not the girl, hot rocks,
the producer.
:16:04
Oh, I don't know the producer.
Way before my time.
:16:12
- Hey, Joe, you ready for something?
- Shoot.
:16:15
I don't think I want
to be a cop anymore.
:16:22
Come on, you need some fresh air.
:16:25
- Put this on my tab, Hank.
- What tab?
:16:28
Hey, I got it. I got it. It's okay.
:16:32
Here.
:16:35
If you don't want to be a cop,
what do you want to be?
:16:47
I want to be an actor.
:16:48
- You wanna be what?
- An actor.
:16:52
What?
:16:55
Okay.
:16:58
- You're gay. I can deal with that.
- You know I'm not gay.