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So, you have come all the way over here
from the land of 007
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to draw some pictures of our local people?
For some exhibition? You got a name yet?
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- Sorry?
- A name for the show.
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Images of Hope:
Birthplace of American Art.
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Now that's got a nice ring to it.
:33:19
Yeah.
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But how is Hope
the birthplace of American art?
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I'm just trying to help. Don't be that way.
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So, am I good sitting right here,
au naturel?
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- Yeah, you're fine.
- Right about there?
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Yeah.
:33:33
How about there? Right about there.
Is that good, right there?
:33:36
- That's fine.
- How's that?
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With the hands up here?
:33:43
No, too stuffy. Too stuffy.
Just like this. Here we go.
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Hands down here?
:33:49
Hands there.
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This is fun.
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- You just use pencils?
- Charcoal, yeah.
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That's right, you do all the colouring-in
at a later juncture. I moved. Sorry.
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- No, I don't paint.
- You don't paint?
:34:07
Young Miss Morton led me to believe
I was sitting for a portrait.
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- You are.
- A pencil portrait?
:34:14
Could you stop, please, Mr Ware?
Thank you.
:34:17
Look, Colin...
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Every day for three years
I've had to stare at that monstrosity.
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"You can't take down a painting of the most
important man in Hope's history", they say.
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I say the most important man in our history
is sitting right here, staring up at that jerk.
:34:34
- Who is that?
- Some Welsh dick.
:34:37
- Welsh?
- Yeah. The guy who founded this place.
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Somebody Edwards.
:34:46
Doug Reed.
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Yeah, look, Brad, this is all I'm saying:
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It's the Cannon Ball next week
and we have no goddamn merchandise.
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Anything. Key-chain replicas, cannon
toothbrush holders for kiddies... Come on!