:55:02
and this is apparently the only place
in the United States where I can smoke.
:55:06
- You got your knickers all right, then?
- Oh, yes. Thank you very much.
:55:10
- And you got my fax?
- Yes. I was very touched.
:55:13
Just not enough to do anything about it.
:55:15
I presume your friend told you
about the chat we had the other day.
:55:18
Yes, the one about our continuing sex life
and my father's life-threatening operation.
:55:24
Vee, will you just light that cigarette
so we can get whatever this is over with?
:55:28
She seems
like a very sweet person, Mandy.
:55:31
- She's so vivacious and bubbly and fun.
- So you think she's stupid.
:55:35
I can see how you might be charmed
by her childlike spiritual innocence.
:55:39
Is it Mandy with a y. Or Mandi with an i
with a little circle above it?
:55:43
Let me tell you something.
:55:45
If you're going to tell me she's Mensa
material, I'll have to get more cigarettes.
:55:50
Is that her long-term career,
washing old people's bottoms?
:55:54
Which is better? That, or choosing photos
for your vacuous fashion magazine?
:56:00
- Can I get back to you on that one?
- I've had enough. I'm off.
:56:03
Colin, wait. Don't go. Come back.
:56:05
Vera, would you just tell me
what you brought me out here to say?
:56:09
I love you, and I want you to
stop this nonsense and come back home.
:56:13
- What is that?
- A cigarette. Step any closer and you die.
:56:17
- You can't smoke here.
- You can. My friend read the rules.
:56:20
- Fiancée.
- As long as it doesn't bother... Ex-fiancée.
:56:23
You can't have read the rule that says
:56:26
when you're on the golf course
you play golf.
:56:29
And you don't seem to be playing golf.
:56:31
- You have no clubs.
- They were dangerous.
:56:33
- The rules clearly state...
- Look! My friend and I...
:56:37
- Fiancée.
- We just needed to have a private talk.
:56:41
We have some personal problems.
:56:43
Quite by chance we find ourselves
on this beautiful course
:56:46
as we try to work through
these difficult issues.
:56:48
- You're right!
- Colin, calm down.
:56:50
This is not the place
to try to come to grips with private matters.
:56:54
If we have impacted negatively on your
enjoyment of the third hole, I apologise!
:56:59
My hysterical ex-fiancée here
is just on her way to the airport,