1:02:00
Vera, this has got to stop. You shouldn't be
in America and I shouldn't be in your room.
1:02:05
I feel like I'm being stalked.
You'll be boiling rabbits next.
1:02:09
Can we please just stop playing games,
just get back to the way we were?
1:02:13
Let's get in my car and drive to New York
and jump on the first plane to London.
1:02:18
- Let's just go home.
- We've become so stale.
1:02:20
Being with Mandy
has taught me something.
1:02:24
You learned something from Mandy?
1:02:27
We haven't been like lovers for years,
you and I. More like brother and sister.
1:02:32
- We're more than just a couple. We're...
- An institution. Exactly!
1:02:36
Inextricably linked, like
Marks & Spencer, or bacon and eggs,
1:02:41
or foot-and-bloody-mouth.
1:02:44
We've just been treading water for years,
and it's no good. Life's too short for that.
1:02:49
And I'm not saying I never want to
see you again. I'd hate to think...
1:02:53
You know that bit in your fax, about the
"plateau of mutual affection" we've found?
1:02:59
Exactly. We can stay friends.
1:03:01
- That mustn't be cheapened.
- Precisely.
1:03:05
Oh, God.
1:03:08
I want to cheapen it.
I mean, really cheapen it.
1:03:12
Vera, no. This is not on. It's not on.
1:03:15
I promise you'll find something in your life,
like I found in mine - something exciting.
1:03:20
Like Venice?
You remember Venice, Colin.
1:03:25
Vee, I can't be any clearer
on where we stand.
1:03:29
I'm not leaving until...
No, I am leaving, very soon.
1:03:33
When did you buy this?
1:03:36
Vera, honestly, no,
I'm totally unshakeable on this.
1:03:39
I can feel your resolve stiffening.
1:03:55
This seems the right sort of
spectacularly memorable moment
1:03:59
- in which to finally say goodbye.
- Colin, don't.