:17:00
Can't you picture
walking down this aisle?
:17:02
In a coffin.
:17:05
Sorry, it's just...
a little depressing.
:17:08
Actually, nobody's ever
said that before.
:17:10
Lewis... say something.
What do you think?
:17:13
Well, I like it.
It's very clean.
:17:17
Clean?
:17:19
Is that what you want
our wedding day to be? Clean?
:17:22
It's not... it's not pretty,
:17:24
it's not intimate,
it's not romantic.
:17:27
I'm just so happy
that I get to marry you.
:17:29
I'm sorry, not to pressure you,
:17:31
but this space does
book up quickly for Spring.
:17:34
We have another couple...
:17:35
Why don't we
give them a moment to think.
:17:38
Ashley, Sweetie,
they plan the whole thing.
:17:41
The food, the flowers...
even the place cards.
:17:48
Think about how much
less hassle it'll be.
:17:51
You think planning the most
important day of our lives is a hassle?
:17:56
It hasn't even been that long.
:17:58
191/2 hours.
:18:01
Wouldn't Michael
look cool in that?
:18:05
Hey, I did a good job.
:18:08
Michael Sherwood would
look good in anything.
:18:11
That's not the point,
though, okay?
:18:13
Enjoy him,
and fool around with him.
:18:16
Don't fall in love with him.
:18:18
Why do you think
they call it 'falling, ' anyways?
:18:21
It's not worth it to you
to spend on a wedding.
:18:24
It's the most important day.
:18:25
I was trying to kill
two birds with one stone.
:18:28
Cheap is what that is.
:18:29
You see cheap,
I see convenience.
:18:32
Look at them.
:18:33
They're like a walking
warning sign against romance.
:18:36
Lewis is this anal, uptight geek
who has my sister under some spell.
:18:40
Now all this formerly
semi-intelligent person thinks about
:18:44
is diamonds and hairdos and bullshit.
:18:47
It's like K-Mart.
:18:48
How am I supposed
to know what it looks like?
:18:51
Maybe go by and look
at it? Or maybe...
:18:53
See? They don't
even like each other.
:18:55
But this stupid spell they're under
makes them disregard all the facts.