:28:01
Just because
you've got great petals.
:28:06
My God.
I'm talking to my plants.
:28:09
My God.
:28:12
You're talking to your plants.
:28:16
How was it?
:28:18
It was great...
:28:19
if you happen to be the Devil
and enjoy human pain.
:28:23
Tell me something.
:28:25
I don't know!
What do you want me to tell you?
:28:28
Wait! No, the bimbo
almost died of strangulation.
:28:31
I cannot believe I forgot to tell you.
:28:33
Her wedding veil took on
a life of its own and rebelled,
:28:36
and she had to claw
her way out.
:28:37
And you know
that woman can claw.
:28:40
It was so sad.
It was like...
:28:42
near death by wedding veil.
:28:46
Just tragic, isn't it?
:28:47
My God!
And their vows?
:28:50
Was Dad that much a loser
when you guys got married?
:28:55
I'm sorry.
:29:02
Your father's not a loser.
:29:07
Although he did choose
to look like one at our wedding, too.
:29:11
He insisted on wearing
a powder-blue tuxedo.
:29:23
Then why do people
get married, anyways?
:29:26
We know
they're lying to each other,
:29:28
but are they lying
to themselves, too?
:29:31
How can you promise you're
gonna feel the same way forever?
:29:40
Things do
sometimes change, Halley.
:29:47
This house is awfully big for just
the two of us, don't you think?
:29:53
What?
- You'll be going to college soon.
:29:56
Mom... a year and 3/4
is not really that soon.
:29:59
I want to start thinking
about streamlining.