1:11:00
You are the greatest.
1:11:02
Okay, Ashley,
please just take this.
1:11:05
Jesus. What...
1:11:09
You just...
1:11:13
Please. Come on.
Mom is upstairs sleeping.
1:11:17
Mom's not home.
1:11:19
Really? And how
would you know that?
1:11:23
Friday night she sneaks out
to have sex with Steve.
1:11:35
She told you that?
1:11:37
She didn't want you to know.
1:11:40
God, why do people think
that I can't handle the truth?
1:11:53
Go on, you hatchet-faced scarecrow!
1:11:55
You baboon!
1:11:57
You bag of bones!
- You old weasel face!
1:11:58
Sourpuss!
- Sorry old flabby nincompoop!
1:12:03
Top of the morning to you.
1:12:05
How is she?
1:12:11
Sweetie.
1:12:20
A hangover kit.
1:12:23
Not to appear superior,
but I did limit myself
1:12:26
to one glass of champagne,
thank you very much.
1:12:28
If it wasn't for Halley,
I would've died, probably.
1:12:31
No, you just would've
woken up on the porch.
1:12:34
Bet the neighbors
would've loved that.
1:12:37
Right, especially with the men's
underwear around her neck.
1:12:43
Underwear?
1:12:46
It was nothing. It was stupid.
1:12:47
Underwear is not nothing.
1:12:50
No, they were
pretty much nothing.
1:12:56
We promised
each other no strippers.
1:12:58
I know, Lewis, I know, but
I was at the mercy of my friends.