How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
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Of all the women
Spears and Green

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could have thrown at me,
this one is amazing.

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Hanging with her for ten days
is going to be no problem.

:27:13
Right, so, it's only
nine days longer

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than you've ever spent
with any other chick, huh?

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That's why I didn't go
for the gold immediately.

:27:19
Oh.
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I'm taking my time.
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It's a marathon, not a sprint.
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Ten days is a marathon?
:27:24
Okay, so it's more like
the 3,000-meter hurdle.

:27:26
The point is, she's already
on the ropes, guys.

:27:28
Wow, that-that's a lot
of sports analogies.

:27:31
That it?
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- That-that's it?
- That's it.

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Have you looked inside?
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No.
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Do you have an ethical problem
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with rifling through
a woman's purse?

:27:38
Uh, yeah, I guess I do.
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Well, it's hardly a purse, dude.
:27:41
It's more like a clutch
or something.

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Guys, a woman's purse,
all right...

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it's her secret source of power.
All right?

:27:48
There-there are many dark
and dangerous things in there

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that we, the male species,
should know nothing about.

:27:53
Oh. Unless, of course, she, uh,
left it behind intentionally

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to secure a next-day call back.
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Mm-hmm.
:28:00
She's a very clever minx.
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Oops, I'm sorry.
Oh, God. Um...

:28:04
Oh, shit,
we got to clean that up.

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Yeah, yeah.
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Carefully. Carefully.
:28:12
Oh, what have we here?
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Let us see, let us see.
:28:17
Oh... Knicks tickets...
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Huh.
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...for tonight's game.
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Delivery, Andie.
:28:26
Wow, look at those!
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Oh, who are those for?
:28:28
Andie,
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oh, my God!
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Where do you want these?
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Who are these to?
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Wait. "100 times..."
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...more beautiful..."
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Wait.
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"...than 100 roses."
:28:43
Catchy.
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The guy's in advertising.
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He can't help it.
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So, does this mean he's hooked?
:28:48
This means he found
the Knicks tickets.

:28:51
You left the tickets
in the purse?

:28:54
Yeah.
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You are just on a whole
different playing field.

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Here you go.

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