How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
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Benjamin Barry.
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Please come in.
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Hi, welcome.
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Before we get started,
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how are you planning on paying
for the session?

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Sweetie?
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How much is it?
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$300.
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$300?
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Mm-hmm.
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Whatever it takes, yeah.
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So, tell me,
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how long have you guys
been seeing each other?

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Seven days.
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Seven days.
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lnteresting.
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ls it too soon
to be seeing a therapist?

:09:33
Well, Ben,
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seven days isn't like
a lifetime, or anything,

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-lt's like a week.
-lt...

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Did you hear that tone?
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How can we not have
a gulf between us

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with a tone like that?
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How are things
between you sexually?

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Oh!
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Ooh-ooh.
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No, no...
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-we haven't had sex.
-Oh, no.

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Ben has a little, bitty problem.
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-l don't have a problem.
-Oh.

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Yes, you do.
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-No, l do not have a problem.
-Yeah.

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lt's a big problem.
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-l do not have a problem.
-You have a problem.

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Look, look, look, wait a minute.
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The one night that we even
thought about

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getting close to having sex,
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all right, she up and decides
she's going to nickname my...

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Penis?
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Yeah. ''Princess Sophia.'' Ha!
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You want to talk about
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shooting a man's horse?
Whop! Come on!

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l thought it was
a beautiful name.

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Hmm, l see, Benjamin.
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And when was it
that you first realized

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that you were attracted
to other men?

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-What?
-Oh, that's serious.

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Hmm.
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Benjamin, this is a safe space.
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Look, it's just simple--
l like women, okay?

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lt just happened that way.
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Methinks thou doth
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-protesth too much.
You see? Stop it.

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This is the shit
l'm talking about.

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What the hell was that?
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Whoa, whoa.
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What did l do?
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l mean, this is what she does.
Stop that!

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You know, l'm hearing a lot
of latent anger here, Benjamin.

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Rage-o-holic.
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l'm not a rage-o-holic!
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-l called that one.
-Stop...

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You know what--
take a deep breath for me, Ben.

:10:54
Okay, and let it go.
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Just let it go.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. l feel better.

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