:37:01
Tone deaf and drunk is not
a good combination.
:37:03
No, you-you fooled
me to win a bet...
:37:04
Oh, l fooled you?
:37:05
and you should feel ashamed.
:37:06
Look, you took me
:37:07
to a goddamn
Celine Dion concert.
:37:09
You made me miss the big game.
:37:11
Oh, smart guy's a rhymer.
:37:12
Well...
:37:13
Do we want everybody to know
your lovemaking is lame?
:37:17
Oh, maybe because
you named my penis.
:37:18
Yeah, you named my penis.
:37:19
You named my penis after a dame!
:37:23
No, l really think
you have to get over that.
:37:25
Come on, you're so vain.
:37:27
-No, you're so vain.
-You are so vain.
:37:28
This is the worst thing
l've ever heard.
:37:30
And you know that this song
is about you, don't ya?
:37:32
-No, no.
-Because you're...
:37:33
You're so vain.
:37:35
-...so vain.
-You're so... vain.
:37:38
You do know the words
so well, don't you?
:37:40
There she goes,
ladies and gentlemen.
:37:42
There she goes.
Thank you very much.
:37:43
Thanks, guys.
:37:45
Take it from here, Marvin.
:37:49
Wasn't she wearing
the lsadora diamond?
:37:51
lsadora?
:37:53
Oh, mon dieu.
:37:54
Securite!
:37:56
No, no, no, no, no.
:37:58
Hold on, Andie Anderson.
:37:59
l'm not done with you.
:38:00
You used me...
:38:02
Oh, l used you?
:38:03
...to get ahead in your work.
:38:04
You arrogant...
:38:05
-Hold it!
-...backstabbing jerk!
:38:07
-Lady, hold it!
-Come on, Andie.
:38:08
All right,
you drove me half insane
:38:09
for a goddamn magazine article.
:38:11
Oh, yeah, and you told people
:38:12
you could make any girl fall
in love with you, and l...
:38:14
-Ma'am?
-l was exhibit A.
:38:15
-Now folks, time out.
-You talk about integrity?
:38:17
-What?!
-What?!
:38:18
Look, please,
just give me the necklace.
:38:19
Then you guys can go on
and kill each other.
:38:26
So that's what l was, huh?
:38:28
l was a guinea pig.
:38:29
Somebody you could test
your theories on?
:38:31
Yeah, and l...
:38:32
and l was...
:38:33
just a girl
somebody picked out in a bar.
:38:36
Yeah, you know what? Big deal.
:38:37
Hell, l'm sure now
:38:39
you can even use it
as a little twist in your story.
:38:41
lt's a good idea.
:38:43
Maybe we should bet on it.
:38:45
You know what?
:38:47
You did your job now, Andie.
:38:48
Yes, l did.
:38:49
You wanted to lose a guy
in ten days.
:38:51
Congratulations.
:38:52
You did it.
You just... lost him.
:38:56
No, l didn't, Ben.
:38:59
Cause you can't lose something
you never had.