:13:02
Tell me what you see.
:13:04
(EDDIE): It's you, ain't it? John. A bloke.
:13:10
- No.
- An ordinary everyday bloke.
:13:18
- Now what do you see?
- Me.
:13:20
- It's Eddie.
- It's Eddie, John.
:13:22
- A geezer.
- You're looking, but not seeing.
:13:24
Not a bloke, not a geezer, not one of the lads.
:13:27
Know what I see? Bill.
:13:31
- It's what we are.
- No, Trevor, it's not.
:13:33
He's got a point, Sarge.
We are supposed to be Shadwell.
:13:37
Then it's bobble hats and rattles
All round then, isn't it?
:13:41
Who's this?
:13:43
It's a dead ringer for Mr Magoo.
:13:53
(JOHN): Who scored the own goal
that ended our chances of promotion?
:13:56
- (TREVOR): Dempsey.
- (EDDIE): A right corker.
:13:58
He flights it back to the goalkeeper,
to Clark in goal, but he's in the sun.
:14:02
Clark sees fuck all. The ball bounces
once over his head and into the goal.
:14:05
Nolan sticks Dempsey
straight on the transfer list.
:14:08
Bournemouth had him. No, Portsmouth. 50,000.
:14:11
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
:14:14
Next season we draw Portsmouth
in the Zenith Cup. No, Simod.
:14:17
- And who scores against us?
- Bobby fucking Dempsey!
:14:20
Brilliant ruck with Pompey. They
jumped in the river rather than face us.
:14:24
I've got one. What's the biggest
post-war attendance at The Kennel?
:14:28
- Man U, League Cup quarterfinal. 27,000.
- No.
:14:31
- It's a trick question, then.
- Rod Stewart, Now Year's Eve, 1980.
:14:34
- More than 30,000 paying customers.
- Smart-arse!
:14:37
- Anyone know where we're going?
- This is John's patch.
:14:40
- Never said you were Shadwell.
- Was milked here.
:14:43
My gran lived here.
:14:45
If you visited her on Saturdays,
you could hear the Shadwell roar.
:14:48
- Closest I've come.
- Here's one.
:14:50
Which team knocked Arsenal out of
the FA Cup 1974-75?
:14:54
- Having a laugh, ain't you?
- Bolger in goal.
:14:56
- Tell him Trevor.
- Dobson, Boniface, Fisk, Hirst,
:14:59
Austin, Stonebridge, Whitfield, Kurtz.