:26:00
Oh, and Figueiredo...
:26:03
I'll take this case,
if you don't mind.
:26:06
Oh, Malarranha,
take it if you want it.
:26:08
And another thing...
Take that shit out of here.
:26:12
You should take the opportunity
to learn how to use it!
:26:16
It's easy. Anyone can do it.
I'll teach you.
:26:19
I do everything by hand, Figueiredo.
:26:22
I play guitar, type, wank...
all by hand.
:26:35
Computers... bullshit!
:26:39
So the white guy fucks
the black guy up the arse...
:26:43
When they change positions,
:26:45
the black guy rubs Vicks VapoRub
into the white guy's arse...
:26:48
The white guy turns round and says,
"what's with the Vicks VapoRub"?
:26:52
And the black guy says,
"it's so I don't fuck up your lungs"!
:27:10
Look at the state you're in!
:27:12
You don't know how to drink,
or how to laugh, or sit...
:27:16
...or how to do your hair.
:27:18
Take a look at Madeleine.
Try to behave like a lady.
:27:23
A friend of mine says that his ideal
woman is a lady in the dining room...
:27:29
...and a slut in the bedroom.
:27:31
Your friend must know a lot
about women.
:27:36
The problem is that
his wife is the exact opposite!
:27:40
Maybe the problem
is that your friend is like you lot...
:27:43
He's not up to the job.
:27:46
Look at this shit,
you leave lipstick on everything!
:27:49
On your cigarettes, on the glasses,
on the napkins...
:27:53
Look at this shit!
:27:56
Horácio, does she leave lipstick
on your dick, too?