1:00:01
I have... no idea.
1:00:05
Can I ask you a personal question?
1:00:08
I don't deal with death very well,
so
1:00:13
Are you wearing any
exciting undergarments?
1:00:16
Christ, Asher, does death
always make you this horny?
1:00:21
I don't know. This is my first death.
1:00:26
It's my grandfather.
I better get going.
1:00:34
- I'm glad I called.
- Me, too.
1:00:38
I'll talk to you later.
1:00:39
Who was that?
1:00:41
Just a lady-friend.
1:00:44
You schtupping her?
1:00:47
- No, actually. Not yet.
- Why the hell not?
1:00:51
Let me give you a quick pointer.
1:00:55
When you're ready to close the deal,
get up, put on your shoes and leave.
1:01:03
- What do you mean?
- Just what I said.
1:01:06
Put on your shoes
and walk through the door.
1:01:10
That's your pointer?
1:01:12
Mark my words.
1:01:14
She'll come back
when you least expect it.
1:01:20
He thinks he can handle it alone,
but Mom, she did everything for him.
1:01:26
What happens if he has another
stroke, or breaks one of his hips?
1:01:31
What is this? What?
1:01:35
Look what the tooth fairy
left for you.
1:01:42
Oh, Jesus!
1:01:44
I tried to wait, I really did.
1:01:49
I loved your mother very much,
and you did, too.
1:01:51
But she would understand I couldn't
go through the motions any longer!
1:01:55
- Honey, I know this looks bad...
- Bad?!
1:01:57
- But it is not what you think.
- That isn't bad? Oh, bad!