Just Married
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:21:02
My marriage is not
gonna have a fungal rot.

:21:05
We´re gonna be
happily married every day...

:21:07
for the rest of our lives.
:21:10
Unless she finds out that
you slaughtered her dog.

:21:14
Oh, don´t worry.
I´ll take that to my grave.

:21:22
Okay.
:21:24
Ifyou change your mind
at the altar...

:21:26
just pass out.
:21:27
I´m not going to
change my mind.

:21:30
Okay. I´m just saying
if you do...

:21:32
just hit the floor.
:21:33
Thank you, but it´s
not gonna happen.

:21:37
So, you´re sure
you´re ready...

:21:38
to give up
your grazing rights?

:21:40
I´m not a grazer, Kyle.
:21:41
Well, what if you became one
later in life?

:21:43
I mean,
over the next 10 years...

:21:46
you´re giving up
five hayrides peryear.

:21:49
So I can either be
happily married to Sarah...

:21:52
or have
50 one-night stands.

:21:54
Minimum.
:21:55
That´s not even a choice.
:21:59
Okay, okay.
:22:00
Let´s move on.
:22:02
Are there any chicks
you didn´t have...

:22:05
thatyou wish you had?
:22:06
You are, like,
the worst best man ever.

:22:08
Hey,, Peter! Overhere, Prentiss.
:22:12
I can´t believe
she invited Prentiss.

:22:15
- Glad you made it, buddy.
- Hey, man. What´s going on?

:22:18
Did she ever hook up
with that yahoo?

:22:22
They went backpacking
in Europe once.

:22:25
It was
after high school.

:22:26
I don´t think
anything happened.

:22:31
You´re getting married...
:22:33
and she didn´t
share the roster?

:22:37
She shared the roster.
:22:41
Merrick and Bruce.
:22:50
What about Prentiss?
:22:56
And you never asked again?
:22:58
I won. It´s irrelevant.

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