:42:02
Poor Canada, in 1960.
-Look, we believed it.
:42:06
So they filmed the edifying life
of Maria Goretti.
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Starring?
-I've racked my brains.
:42:13
Ines Orsini.
:42:15
Of course! The Immortal Ines Orisini!
How could I forget?
:42:20
I saw it at school in Padua with the Jesuits.
-Me, the Jesuits at Brebeuf.
:42:25
Me, at the Chicoutimi seminary.
:42:27
For the whole film the
immortal Ines Orsini
:42:31
is covered from head to toe.
:42:34
But at some point they had to at least suggest
the abject nature of the bestial desire
:42:41
of the vile rapist.
:42:43
So the exquisite Maria dips
her adorable toes into the ocean.
:42:46
With a regal but modest gesture,
she lifts her skirt...
:42:52
The thighs of Ines Orsini!
-Even I remember!
:42:59
Oh, the rivers of sperm I spilled
dreaming of her thighs.
:43:05
So that explains the rise in the level
of the St. Lawrence River.
:43:11
For years I'd fall asleep with
a hard-on, dreaming of Ines Orsini,
:43:18
until the day I saw Francoise Hardy
on TV singing All the Boys and Girls.
:43:22
I was suddenly indifferent to Ines's holy airs.
-Maria Goretti, alone,
:43:28
abandoned - the fate of womanhood
:43:31
For a long time I slept with
Francoise Hardy. We were very happy.
:43:35
Alas, I discovered Julie Christie in a film.
Our mad affair lasted six months,
:43:41
till I met Chris Evert,
the tennis champ,
:43:45
whom I left for the sublime Karen Kain
:43:48
dancing carmen in Marseille.