1:00:01
Mom and Dad
talked like that. "Love."
1:00:04
I love you. I love you too much.
I don't love you.
1:00:09
You can't build a life
on pop-song philosophy.
1:00:12
Love Me Tender. Love, Love Me Not.
It's ridiculous.
1:00:17
My parents divorced when I was 3.
1:00:19
For several years Dad continued
to come over for Sunday lunch.
1:00:25
Half an hour before he left,
I'd vanish.
1:00:29
I'd be lying on the ground in front
of his car so he couldn't leave.
1:00:34
My kids won't go through that.
1:00:42
So now my nocturnal pleasures are provided by
my giant-screen Toshiba at the foot of my bed.
1:00:49
No more curled-up toes?
1:00:51
That's over. I've seen enough ceilings.
Ei. Olen katsellut kattoa
-For ever?
1:00:55
I've closed the store, laid down my arms,
hung up my skates.
1:01:01
Things are much quieter between us too.
-Well, well.
1:01:06
He's in Bologna all week
and I'm in Rome.
1:01:09
There's the weekend, but...
1:01:11
My wife falls asleep in bed
with the kids.
1:01:15
Great, you can reread Tocqueville.
1:01:18
That's what I did.
2000 pages on bible paper.
1:01:21
He's increasingly cultivated,
and his prostate increasingly swollen.
1:01:25
Sorry, I still enjoy it a lot.
1:01:29
In the country
there's an old cowboy I...
1:01:38
Cowboy? You're with a cowboy now?
1:01:41
Yes. There's an old cowboy
I invite over to shake my bush.
1:01:45
To shae your bush!
-Yes, but we had a fight.
1:01:50
I'll never understand men.
All my life I date cads
1:01:55
who thought only of escaping
after satisfying their base needs.
1:01:59
The other day, as a compliment,
I said to my cowboy: