Les Invasions barbares
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1:15:01
It's a miracle you're not dumber.
1:15:03
in 1950, everyone was dumb,
in Athens and Chicoutimi.

1:15:07
In Italy you'd have supported
the Red Brigades.

1:15:10
Now it's Berlusconi.
-Philadelphia voted George Bush.

1:15:14
You see, you're not that dumb.
1:15:17
Intelligence has disappeared,
and it can take eons to come back.

1:15:21
From Tacitus to Dante was what,
11 centuries?

1:15:25
The Arabs kept intelligence alive.
-True.

1:15:28
You're not hungry?
1:15:31
It won't go down.
-And you? -No thanks.

1:15:37
I never thought I'd see the day
you'd turn down fresh truffles.

1:15:44
Alas, that day is here.
1:15:49
A sip of wine?
1:15:52
Drink to my health
and tell me how good it is.

1:16:26
I'd like to bow out
just like Felix Faure.

1:16:31
Why am I not surprised?
1:16:34
I can dream.
-Who was he? Why?

1:16:37
Oh blessed Felix Faure, the
President of the French Republic.

1:16:42
His heart stopped beating,
1:16:45
while his mistress the admirable
Madame Steinheil, kneeling before him,

1:16:49
bestowed on him the most
glorious blowjob of all time.

1:16:56
My god!
-His enemies gloated:

1:16:59
"She seized him, the would-be
Caesar and he had a seizure!"


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