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:58:39
Helmut, you rascal!
:58:42
I don't believe it! Come in!
What are you doing here?

:58:52
Tell me about her tits.
:58:53
- Tell you what? She's got two.
- But what do they look like?

:58:56
Do they sag to her knees, or what?
:58:58
She's 41. Therefore,
it's a plausible question.

:59:01
- Here you go.
- Thanks. Bye.

:59:05
- Yes?
- Two kebabs, please.

:59:07
- With sauce?
- With everything. Spice them up.

:59:09
- Not too spicy for me.
- Are you gay?

:59:13
Put spice on both, we want
everything you've got.

:59:17
Right away.
:59:21
- Why have you come to Berlin?
- The Army.

:59:24
So they wouldn't recruit me. You?
:59:27
I've been transferred.
:59:30
So?
:59:32
I don't have any idea.
:59:34
I thought you'd dodge the draft.
:59:37
Why?
:59:38
You were so bent
on all that peace bullshit.

:59:40
And I thought you were
eager to be in the war.

:59:44
You were wrong.
:59:47
But a little crossfire
could've been fun.

:59:52
However, obeying orders
all the time... No, thanks.

:59:55
Why haven't you gone against it?
:59:58
To clean up weirdo’s' asses
isn't exactly my dream.


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