:33:01
Yes, l have, Ant or Dec.
:33:03
lt's a personalised felt-tip pen.
:33:06
Oh, great.
:33:08
lt's brilliant. lt even writes on glass,
:33:12
so if you've got a framed picture,
like, for instance, this one of Blue,
:33:16
you can just write on it.
:33:32
Er, a lot of kids watching, Billy.
Oh, yeah.
:33:35
Hiya, kids.
:33:38
Here's an important message
from your Uncle Bill -
:33:42
don't buy drugs.
:33:45
Become a pop star
and they give you them for free.
:33:48
And l do believe it's a commercial break.
We'll see you soon. Bye-bye.
:34:05
- Look at him! Eurh!
- Just a minute.
:34:09
Actually, they're not funny. They're art.
:34:16
OK, let's say, er, Thursday, my place.
:34:18
Great. l've got Juliet on the other line,
she wants to ask you a favour.
:34:22
- OK, fine.
- Thanks and, er, be nice.
:34:27
- l'm always nice.
- 'You know what l mean, Marky, be friendly.'
:34:32
- l'm always...
- 'Mark?'
:34:35
Hi. How was the honeymoon?
:34:37
lt was great.
Thanks for the gorgeous sendoff.
:34:40
- So, what can l do for you?
- 'lt's only a tiny favour.'
:34:44
l've just tried the wedding video
and it's a disaster.
:34:47
- 'lt's come out all blue and wibbly.'
- l'm sorry.
:34:50
l remember you filming a lot
and l wondered if l could look at it.
:34:53
To be honest, l didn't really...
:34:55
Please. All l want is one shot of me
in a wedding dress that isn't turquoise.